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A kink meme.... Most interesting. Hmm, yes...

A sickfic would be very nice, yes...?

Any silky smooth hottie coming down with some sort of medical type illness will do... Though a certain queen like beauty with a cracking whip would especially nice... hmmm, yes, very especially nice.......

Of course a certain director with a very smart looking pink tuft of hair must give her special attention, yes.... She shouldn't get better too soon though of course... He would miss his whippings... Hoh hoh hoh....

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I highly recommend you keep your requests to yourself, "Doctor". Or at the very least leave my sister out of them.

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March 31 2008, 00:49:39 UTC 4 years ago

you love meeeee? Who are you? Why's everyone gotta play hard to get?! ;_;

I mean I'm totally gonna ask for some larry x anonymous. But only if anonymous is a hot chick, okay?

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Une petite fille will fulfill ze monsieur's request!

Once upon a time ze anonymous was walking down ze street when she saw un petite strapping young man named Larry!

"Bonjour~~!" She purred, shaking her chest enticingly. "Zut alors! What is this new hottness?" Ze Butz cried, unable to take his eyes off of her ample bosom! I Ze fille blushed, the rose in her mouth trembling in excitement.

"Ooh la la, monsieur! You look like you need un relaxation! Have some lavander and rose oil; sensual and sweet~!" ~~Armstrong~~ anonymous batted her eyes invitingly.

"Thanks, but the only thing I want...is you!" And suddenly, une petite Butz was on her like a rabid beast! The innocent young fille could only moan in protest as she was taken from behind! But, she was ze naughty girl and started to like it! And so, ze Butz violated ze lust of her innocence all night long, ze end.

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541 M4|\|3114 / |)33 \/4$QU32 |30|\||)493 |24|*3 |*12

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Dude!

I need some Matt Engarde becoming king of the world like burning, dudenonymous. Bonus points for Juan Corrida being put in his stupid inferior place as Matt's personal manservant!

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Re: Dude!

Haha oh amigo, I believe you're a little bit confused there.

First of all, Matt is a sissy, a douche and nobody gives a shit about him because his show is unpopular like that.
Secondly his acting REALLY REALLY sucks , I mean, unlike Juan Corrida's of course.
And last but not least, Matt is a faggot, and there's no way he could do something without help, except being a total bitch.

And hey, don't worry, I'll fix the last sentence for you, amigo.
"Bonus points for Matt Engarde being in his stupid inferior place as Juan's personal manservant"
There fixed, hombre, now it has more sense, don't you think so?

But of course, I wouldn't blame Engarde for being gay for Juan. I mean, amigo, everybody is gay for Juan Corrida.

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Klavier, after becoming the most famous singer and prosecutor ever enjoys the attentions of numerous fräuleins, for much joy ja.

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The anon should probably just turn on the TV and watch a Gavineers concert. That's pretty much what happens.

~~While, meanwhile, some of us get stuck investigating disappearing noodle stands for seven dollars an hour.~~

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March 31 2008, 01:15:17 UTC 4 years ago

I want to see fanfiction where Gregory Edgeworth dies, preferably in the most excruciatingly painful manner possible. Preferably, the perpetrator will also kill off his brat.

I will not accept anything that has grammar and spelling that are less than perfect. If this is too much for any of you Internet-dwelling buffoons, I'll write it myself. Doubtlessly, it will be better than anything that any of you come up with.

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Don't talk about my brat that way! I know who you are, anon!

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I need to see a fic where Gregory Edgeworth make von Karma his imperfect bitch ~~just like last night, the total buttslut.~~

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This request is the most out-of-character thing I have ever read. Not only do you suggest that Manfred von Karma would have a sexual relationship with Gregory Edgeworth, but you have the utter gall to suggest that he is less than perfect?

Perhaps you should actually play the games, Anonymous.

...And I most certainly am a human! If this happens again, the staff of Livejournal will wish they had never installed that horrid spam filter robot.

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March 31 2008, 01:51:08 UTC 4 years ago

Hmm, I want an Apollo Justice and Kristoph Gavin fic.

Preferably Apollo Justice in a peaceful afternoon with his sophisticated mentor, drinking some cups of tea, could be talking about big cases he needs to handle soon or random conversation about the wonderful weather. Something light, relaxing and not so complicated, just a spark of innocent attraction from the said younger attorney.

That would be perfect, thank you.

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E-eh?

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I'd like a fic where Acro regains his ability to walk and Bat wakes up from his coma to be a family again with his brother. And I guess you may have guessed from my request that my kink is Regina dying. Maybe via a gigantic bust being dropped on her head?

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March 31 2008, 22:12:34 UTC 4 years ago

Hmmm, a gigantic bust, you say? Hmm, yes...I wouldn't mind one of those being dropped on my head, personally...hoh hoh...!

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...

ok, i know we just had a Larry request but uh I'm havng a bad nigt (and the butz is irresistanle you know!)

So I want like some hurt-comfort type thing where the Butz is feeling realy kinda sick cause he just saw something really really nasty. ;_; and then theres some nice girl who comes along who DOESN'T HAVE A BEARD and DOESN'T SPEAK FRENCH and she cheers him up and takes care of him and stuff. Maybe Iris ir NMaya or something. Or she can speak french if it's rffranzy, cause she's cute. aw heck, it can even be nick. Or Edgey but I dunno how IC that would be.

sory for typeos, just gort done running a couple miles unexectecdly and am really tried. ;_;

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March 31 2008, 02:33:07 UTC 4 years ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOON, MONSIEUR BUTZ! HOW COULD YOU NOT MAKE ZE SEXY TIMES WITH A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG FILLE LIKE ME, AFTER SUCH TEASING? :((((((((

OUR LOVE IS MEANT TO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. :((((((((((

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March 31 2008, 02:37:37 UTC 4 years ago

I'm beginning to think I may have some sort of obsession with Edgeworth's neck. It's always covered by that frilly thing. I find myself staring at it ~~from across the courtroom~~ and wondering all the time.

Therefore, I want some neck-centric Phoenix/Edgeworth. Show me what's under that thing. Let Phoenix get his lips all over that neck, maybe leave a few marks, too. And then sex. (Phoenix tops.)

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March 31 2008, 03:59:16 UTC 4 years ago

Wright tops? That's utterly impossible.

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March 31 2008, 02:49:50 UTC 4 years ago

i just want some fluff

Anon, can someone write me an AU where Celeste never dies? And Matt Engarde is hit by an 18-wheeler? Then Celeste realizes she's been in love with me Adrian all along?

That... that would make me very happy, anon.

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March 31 2008, 04:12:18 UTC 4 years ago

FOOL

What a foolishly foolish request only a foolish fool would make in all their foolery.

Everyone know that Adrian belongs to me Franziska von Karma, not some foolish dead woman.

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March 31 2008, 02:56:48 UTC 4 years ago

Hey anónimos.
We all know Matt Engarde is faggot, right? Right.
Well, what about some Engarde masturbating while having naughty/bad/erotic thoughts about the great and awesome Juan Corrida?

Bonus points if Juan catches him in the act and has sex with him. OF COURSE Juan tops.

I believe that would be IC enough, no amigos?
Because, Engarde is obviously gay for Juan.

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March 31 2008, 03:44:28 UTC 4 years ago

We all know Juan Corrida is faggot, right? Right.
Well, what about some Corrida masturbating while having naughty/bad/erotic thoughts about the great and awesome Matt Engarde?

Bonus points if Matt catches him in the act and has sex with him. OF COURSE Matt tops.

I fixed your request for you, dude.

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March 31 2008, 03:31:06 UTC 4 years ago

Um.. I'm sorry if I'm not doing this correctly, this is my first time requesting. ^^;

I was wondering if someone could write a fic about Dahlia. Maybe an AU fic where she didn't have to do all those terrible things to Feenie, where she grew up with Iris and Sister Bikini, so.. so that she wouldn't have to be so lonely for all those years. If that's too out of character, then maybe a fic where her and Iris reconcile? I know she doesn't always show it, but I think that deep down, she cares about me.. I mean, her sister.

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April 1 2008, 03:49:36 UTC 4 years ago

Hmph. What a stupid request. As if I Dahlia would ever stoop as low as to forgive Iris. If anything, someone should be requesting her death for that betrayal. Possibly by poison ~~that I left hidden in your room for just such an occasion. You know where it is and what to do.~~

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March 31 2008, 04:27:55 UTC 4 years ago

Dudes

I totally just owned someone with a riding crop. So, how about some celebratory Matt/Juan (IN THAT ORDER), with Matt whipping Juan with a riding crop to teach him a lesson?

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March 31 2008, 13:25:07 UTC 4 years ago

Re: Dudes

"Juan/Matt (IN THAT ORDER)"

I fixed your request, again, anonymous,amigo.

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March 31 2008, 04:37:00 UTC 4 years ago

I was thinking maybe someone could write something about Ron and Desiree?
Like, maybe...maybe Dessie could make love gently, instead of being so rough?
That is, I mean, unless she doesn't want to. Whatever she thinks is best is ok.

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March 31 2008, 21:20:40 UTC 4 years ago

Seconded, I guess

Aww, ~~Ronnie~~ Anon, he you could've just asked. It doesn't always have to be what I she likes.

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March 31 2008, 04:49:36 UTC 4 years ago

So, dude, there's a lot of Juan fic around here.

I mean, that's cool, or whatever, but what we need is more Matt Engarde fic. Like, without Juan being a whore and taking it up the ass.

Come on anonymous. You know I'm talking about Matt/the Ladies. Any ladies. All ladies. 'Cause the ladies love Matt Engarde, dude.

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March 31 2008, 05:03:49 UTC 4 years ago

Matt Engarde sat at the bar sipping a brandy. Foolish female fools crowded around him, making foolish googly eyes and buying him drinks. But he, being a sleaze, brushed them aside and pursued the one woman in the establishment who was not fooled by his foolishness.

He walked over to her, and placed a hand on her shoulder.

She considered this an assault on her perfection, and proceeded to whip him senseless. In the end, she enjoyed her night out far more than she had originally anticipated.

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March 31 2008, 04:53:36 UTC 4 years ago

Nothing but a simple little request

My deepest apologies for the fact that I am re-posting my request from the other post. But I found that my...need for this was far greater than I had thought.
Due to certain recent circumstances I have found myself with...quite large amount of vacant time in my well cared hands. And because of those circumstances, I don't have as many methods to spend the said vacant time as I wish I had. To be precise, reading has been my main pastime lately. Which leads me to the point, Anonymous. I'd like to request a piece of...fanfiction here.
My request? Well I'd certainly love to spend my time reading fanfiction of the Gavin brothers. Perhaps...yes. Klavier visiting his dear older brother and begging for forgiveness. And as Klavier's betrayal was harsh, so must be the price he'll pay for it. So I'd be delighted if the fanfiction would include humiliation, such as Klavier licking Kristoph's shoes, bondage, sexual teasing and other kinds of physical and mental pain inflicted on Klavier. But of course, Klavier wil enjoy it. He enjoys being hurt by his older brother after all. He always has and always will.

And once again, that is all, Anonymous. I will be....eagerly waiting for your writing.

P.S. To the young anonymous gentleman back at the other post, who happened to ask about Mr. Gavin being in character: What I requested is only a fanfiction. Nothing but a mere daydream of Mr. Gavin acting so. I am expecting you to take it into account while thinking from now on.

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March 31 2008, 05:00:57 UTC 4 years ago

Re: Nothing but a simple little request

.....ca-can I draw it instead..?

....I-I'm not really good with words...

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Ah, we've had a venue change, I see? Well no matter the surroundings, nothing can change the innermost longings of a man's beating heart. That's one of my rules.

So I said it there and I'll say it again, though now refined like a fine blend of coffee. I'd like to see a masterpiece in which Mr. Godot, that ungodly cool prosecutor in the handsome mask, shows up at the last second to rescue a beautiful lady lawyer from her imminent demise. After beating the filthy slimeball within an inch of his "fabulicious" life, prosecutor and the Madame Attorney proceed to make sweet love all over the Fey & Co. Law Offices, sharing from the boiling brew of passion at every conceivable opportunity.

Bonus points if the prosecutor gets some chance to punch Phoenix Trite in his stupid face. Gracias amigos. You make a man's weary heart beat with a renewed fury.

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March 31 2008, 07:18:09 UTC 4 years ago

A fabulous, wondertabulous fic, straight from the comment box!

In the dire circumstanciation of the night, the splendiforous Mr. Redd White hadn't stopped to look at how absolutely gorgeoufied this woman was. She darted left (or right - it hardly made any matter which direction for a person so fantastical as Redd White) and her hair, voluptuously brown, swirled around her ample breasts and curvatory hips.

He paused a moment in his virile, testorteriffic assault, and opened his mouth to suggest the two have passionate sex right on the desk (this would, of course, give Mr. White, who has the amazing ability to multi-task during even the most heated of love-making, the opportunity to snatch up the horrorific reports of his profession) when suddenly a man appeared!

"I'm going to punch you in the face!" he yelled, gesturticulating dramatizingly. "And then I'm going to make love to the beautifuliceous Mia Fey!"

Redd White laughed manlyly, for there is no one with enough fabulosity to dream of hitting Redd White in his perfect face. "If you do that, sir, then I can easily ruin the remainder of your mediocritiful life."

"Oh. I didn't think of that..." said the man in the gaudy toasteriffic mask. "Maybe we can come to some kind of agreement...?"

"Silence, plebe. Be thankful I am allowing you to survive this confrontational confrontationization! Now, pleasure this woman while I watch and correct your posture!"

And so it happened, and Redd White saw that it was ~~good~~ simply fabulistic.

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March 31 2008, 05:27:02 UTC 4 years ago

Hi, isn't this thing so cool?

Well, my request is an AU where Regina never messes up and Bat doesn't get into a coma, and so nothing bad ever happens at the circus!

I mean, I'm not the only one who bawled when it turned out Regina did such a horrible thing.

Anyway, that'd make me so happy : DDD

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March 31 2008, 17:53:36 UTC 4 years ago

Seconed

Perhaps Regina could end up in a coma instead of Bat, though? Not to be rude or anything, just a suggestion.

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March 31 2008, 05:31:08 UTC 4 years ago

Needs more swimming.

Everyone enjoys a good, invigorating swim, yes? I certainly do! Hohoho. Perhaps an anon could arrange a bit of a pool gathering with the Chief of Police and some of the local members of the American BAR Association. I am, of course, refering to Damon Gant, Worthy, Wrighto, Lana, Armandy (shame what happened), Mia (another pity), or whomever else anon sees fit to invite. Maybe wethey could play some water polo. It is my favorite sport.

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Oh, but one thing, anon: no Grossberger. That body in swim trunks is not something I care to see ~~ever again~~.

Also, no raep, I've had quite enough of that.

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March 31 2008, 05:46:31 UTC 4 years ago

Ha...!

Hey, Jefe, that's a real nice request-- reflecting a spirit as wide and deep as the ocean in which it desperately longs to swim... And here we all thought your soul blacker than a moonless night and hotter than etc, etc, etc.

I'll second it for Madame Fey in a bikini.

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March 31 2008, 06:05:26 UTC 4 years ago

Umm... Is this okay?

Hi, so I've never posted a request, so I hope I do okay.

Um, I'd like a story where Ms. Trucy Wright gets to have a great big magic show, at the Sunshine Colliseum. It's a really great show and everyone knows she's the best magician, ever! Uhm, if Pearl Fey can maybe be in the show, too, that might be fun, even though I know spirit channeling isn't that exciting.

Other people would be fun, too! If Mystic Maya isn't busy, she should come... And of course Mr. Nick needs to be there, and maybe Mr. Edgeworth can bring Pess! :D

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March 31 2008, 06:06:49 UTC 4 years ago

Woof!

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March 31 2008, 07:24:13 UTC 4 years ago

A certain detective in pink glasses is won over by the force of the Gavinners' new hit song, ja? I am thinking of a title as we speak, anonymous, perhaps something like ... "No Bail For Love" or "I Plead Guilty To Loving You," ja?

Perhaps Herr Forehead is jealous of the attention the Fraulein Detective gets, ja? ;)

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March 31 2008, 07:34:08 UTC 4 years ago

WHO WILL BE JEALOUS OVER SONGS LIKE THAT!?

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This anonymous would like to request a fanfiction in which the assassin, Shelly de Killer, reaps his justice from any, ah, traitorous men. The method, I leave to you, anonymous.

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April 1 2008, 04:30:31 UTC 4 years ago

Not cool

Dude, isn't that kind of harsh? It's totally not the cool thing to do. I'd prefer something in which de Killer and his clients become really tight buds or something. I'm just saying.

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March 31 2008, 10:26:57 UTC 4 years ago

Well, anonymous, I have a rather ... awkward request, ja? Forgive the sentimentality, it is part of my "kink."

I would like very much to have something about Klavier and Kristoph when they were younger. Before everything happened in that case. When they were children, perhaps? If you can warm my heart, Fraulein Anonymous, I will repay you generously. Please.

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May 8 2008, 01:12:17 UTC 4 years ago

The past is not meant to be dwelled upon, isn't that so? I would assume you would know that, but I thought I would offer a small reminder.

However, if this "anon" is so interested in days gone by, I'm certain I could retrieve a few photo albums to jog the memory. Would such a thing be appreciated? I do so hate to waste my time.

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Une petite fille will fulfill ze monsieur's request!

Dude!

Re: Dude!

i just want some fluff

FOOL

Dudes

Re: Dudes

Seconded, I guess

Nothing but a simple little request

Re: Nothing but a simple little request

A fabulous, wondertabulous fic, straight from the comment box!

Seconed

Needs more swimming.

Ha...!

Umm... Is this okay?

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